Let the randomness begin.
It is 11:30 a.m and I am sitting here in Jeffs boxers, Jeffs t-shirt, saran wrap on my feet, and cabbage leaves in my bra…..the life of a mom is glamorous - don’t let them tell you different! My hair may not be brushed but at least my teeth are.
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A conversation with my best friend Stacey after she had her son Andrew.
Her: It’s two o’clock and I haven’t had time to brush my teeth.
Me: Stacey, it takes two minutes to brush your teeth, don’t tell me you don’t have two minutes.
Her: Just wait until you have kids, you’ll see.
Present day…
Not one, not two, probably three days now I haven’t brushed my teeth until 5pm or so. Do you think it’s a coincidence that Jeff surprised me with a Sonicare toothbrush? Probably not. Hahahaha.
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It takes between 84-112 hours a week to feed and burp both babies. Holy Hell - can I have my old job back?!? Ok, ok just kidding - or am I? Ok, ok - I am. Let’s just say my life now revolves around the babies next feeding and what I can get done in between.
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The W key on this laptop is broke.
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My babies are the cutest thing I ever saw! If only they would sleep longer than 3 hours at a time.
Comment made Auntie Kristy at www.lesleysmeshly.com
“I am laughing my head off right now, what is this face, it seriously looks like she is givin you the look. She is to young for “the look” Be Afraid Be VERY Afraid :)”
Oh trust me, I’m VERY afraid!