The minute one falls asleep the other wakes up.

The minute I crawl back into bed after soothing them to sleep, get snuggled in nice and warm, and just start to doze off they start to cry.

I give them their binkies, they go back to sleep, I sit on the floor waiting for them to wake up, they don’t. I think I’m safe so I tip toe out of the room, get into bed, just fall asleep and they start to cry. x4 each night.

I change their diapers, button their pajamas and hear the sound that nobody wants to hear after they just put a clean diaper on their child.

Right after taking their bibs off they spitup.

They are fast asleep on your chest but the minute you set them down they wake up and cry.

As long as you’re standing and walking they sleep, but if you sit down they wake up. How in the world do they know if you’re standing or sitting?!?

The conversation might sound like this:

Her: Ok, I’ll take the first shift and I’ll stop crying when it’s your turn.

Him: Sounds like a plan. I’ll sleep while you cry and when you stop crying I’ll wake up and cry so you can sleep.

Her: Oh, and don’t forget to spitup AFTER the bib comes off.

Him: Good one! Remember when she changes your diaper to let loose AFTER the new diaper is on.

Her: Hahahahaha. This is going to be so fun. We should do this everyday!

Look mama, we’re so cute you couldn’t possibly be talking about us!!