A long long time ago, in a land faraway, before I knew anything about screaming babies I called my mom a heifer. Ahahaha. I didn’t know what it meant at the time and I don’t remember her laughing too loud. Sorry mom!

Merry Christmas Grandma. Don’t say I never gave you anything!
These babies are HEIFERS! That is all I can say. They had to get some shots last Thursday and were weighed. At 10 weeks 3 days Heaten weighs 12.2 and Shenzie weighs 10.9. HOLY COW! I suppose eating every two hours will do that to a baby. The rolls. Oh my goodness, the rolls on these kids legs are ridiculous! Their legs are so chunky you could cook them up and feed them to a very hungry family and still have leftovers! Ewww. And I’m so tired I just wrote about some hungry family eating my babies fat rolls. Somebody save me. Pretty please. With sugar on top. And whipped cream. And a cherry. The sleep around here is a precious commodity. During the day I really, really, really, really look forward to Jeff coming home. Following in a very close second position is going to bed at night. Five hours of pure heaven. Heaven I tell you.

Ok - question for all of you so I can say “I told you so” to my husband. When you change your baby on a changing table do you lay him/her so when you are facing them their head is on your left or your right? I change them so their head is on my left. Jeff is the opposite and has their head on the right which is just weird. So tell me, right or left?

Little Angel Babies. Couldn’t you just eat them up!

Christmas is next weekend!!!! Holy shit - where did the year go. As far as Christmas is concerned, I have all of the gifts bought and wrapped and thats about as far as it went. No tree, no decorations, no stockings, and no gifts for Jeff and I. Ba Humbug! No, not really. I just don’t have the time, energy, or motivation to put up a tree. Our house is overrun with baby crap and I don’t want even more crap out. Next year I will be a much better Christmas-ie mom, I swear! These babies don’t know anything other than eating and sleeping so I don’t figure they’ll miss a tree. =)

Look mama, I can hold my own bottle up. I’m a big girl.
I started the gingerbread house post over a week ago. Guess I’ll finally get it up. =)
Thursday my mom and I drove out to visit Kristy and the kids again. It feels so good to get out of the house and interact with adults. While I love staying home with the babies sometimes the diapers, bottles, burps, and cries really start to wear on me. It’s great to have help and get a break once in awhile.
Alexee and I made a Gingerbread house. I’ve never made one and I think it shows!!


Thank you Alexee for letting me help you with your gingerbread house. It was so fun!! Pretty soon Braiden, Shenzie, and Heaten will get to decorate them with us!

December 22nd, 2006 at 9:42 am
Ok the picture was bad enough, but now you tell everyon I’m a Heifer.. You must really want my rath!!!! ha!ha
December 26th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
I commented to the other Grandma when I got the picture of Heaten and Shenzie that those kids are CHUBBY, and ADORABLE!!! I only had one chubby baby, then as soon as he could move he lost it all, so enjoy the Michelin Man rolly legs!! By the way, you always change the babies with their head to your left, so you can see what your dealing with, silly Jeff!!!
December 17th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
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