When I met Jeff he was vegetarian - he may have even been vegan at that time (the memory isn’t what it used to be. Oh wait, it never was all that to begin with). So anyhow, he was vegetarian for like 16 years which is a really, really long time. How do you suddenly decide you want to eat meat after that long. I mean, its not like you miss the taste because after that long who can remember what a dead cow tastes like anyhow. So one day Jeff says he wants to eat meat again. He doesn’t care about the animals and life is too short to deny yourself something that you want so he goes out and buys a pepperoni stick from the deli. Ok, first off - a pepperoni stick is just ick. Second, if you’re going to eat meat again after a hundred years you don’t start with pepperoni - how about a nice juicy steak or something. So he eats his icky pepperoni, likes it and that is the end of that. Next he had some of Brad’s delicious carniasada, then a steak, then a hamburger and then…….then…….I’m scared to even type this as it is just that gross……..then he ate a lamb. EWWWWWWW. Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?  A lamb. That is just wrong. What’s next, a horse? Dog? Cat? Everyone watch your animals, Jeff is on the prowl. Ok, I’m just kidding about the dog, cat, and horse, but a lamb is just gross. Not only did he eat a lamb, he ate caviar. Yes you read that right, caviar. We do not eat anything from the ocean around here, no fish, no crab, no lobster, and definately not caviar - but now I guess 1/2 of us does. So gross. So there you have it…….my husband is a meat eating monster. Next thing you know he’ll want to go hunting or something dumb like that (Dad, I was totally joking about hunting, don’t get your hopes up).