That whole idea of “sleeping like a baby” must mean something else in our house. If “sleeping like a baby” actually means not sleeping at all, then I totally get it! 

Tips on how to get babies to sleep at night.

¤ Pad a room in your house so you can just let the baby cry and not have to hear it.

¤ Put about half a shot of Jack Daniels in their nighttime bottle.

¤ Give them Baby Unisom. What?!?!?! You’ve never heard of Baby Unisom? Dosages are as follows:

¤0-3 months - Just a sliver  ¤3-6 months - Quarter of a Quarter  ¤6-9 months - Quarter of pill   ¤9-12 months - half a pill

¤ Tape the binky to their mouth so it can’t fall out. Waking up 8x a night to replace binky solved!

¤ Drink a lot, and I mean A LOT so you can just pass out and not worry if the babies are waking or not.

Good Luck!

Heaten - the Sleeping Angel

Shenzie - the Sleeping Devil

 *Disclaimer. None of these methods were ever used in our house….just wishful thinking!!