I am not a packrat (unlike some people……JEFF), but I do tend to hoard things. Useful things, not bags full of Simpsons figurines or computers from 1930. I have a thing….could be my fake OCD coming out, who knows. I cannot run out of something. And by cannot, I mean CANNOT! I stock up on everything. Toilet paper, paper towels, dental floss, shampoo, etc. At any given time you can find at least 10 bottles of body wash, 5 bottles of shampoo, and 5 bottles of lotion in my bathroom…..(At one time I had 25 bottles of body wash - no exaggeration). Underneath my bathroom counter looks like a shelf in a grocery store. Imagine my surprise (and not a good one) when I ran out of toothpaste and went to grab a new tube and there was no tube to grab. Ummmmmm. SHIT! How in the world did that happen.  I could steal one of the 3 under Jeff’s counter, but we don’t use the same toothpaste and I NEED my toothpaste. Drat - looks like I’ll have to make yet another trip to Target. Me and Target are fast becoming best friends!!