Remember back when I was selling the babies for a million dollars…..well now they’re free! Any takers?
How in the world does a 7 month old already know how to throw temper tantrums?!!? Nobody warned me about his.
Why oh why won’t they nap? And I don’t want to hear that maybe they are not tired…..tell them that as they scream and cry bloody murder from being tired. Do you think a little JD in their bottles would do any harm?
I suspect that the man (or woman) upstairs hates mother’s by teasing them into thinking things are getting good only to pull the rug right out from under them.
And how in the world can such cute babies cause me to want to gouge my ear drums out!?!
All I can say is it’s FRIDAY and Jeff is on baby duty tomorrow while I attend Ang’s baby shower! Yippee! I may come home to find he ran off with the maid. Oh wait! We don’t have a maid….or a Scooba….Henry’s life was short and sweet. Stupid Scooba came and went…oh you poor defective robot!
May 18th, 2007 at 9:30 am
I checked out your blog after discovering your previously
un-replied to comment. Just wanted to let you know that I
spent some entertaining minutes perusing your life and
writings. Very clever and very entertaining. I enjoyed
your posts as such a large number of my friends tend to
just post pics with captions such as “Our day at the Zoo”
and “Our day at the Park”. Snore. Thanks for keeping
me up last night with your witticisms. And if you think
Fed-ex will take them, you can box those babies off to me.
Well, maybe not. My little one is currently screaming at
me to hand over my Dr. Pepper. Not going to happen.
May 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
I too have been there, for a week or so a month or two back they never napped and I thought I was going to die.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Send ‘em my way. And when you’ve recovered a tad, I’ll send ‘em back. With mine.