Today Auntie Stacey, Cousin Haylee, the Crazies and I drove to Pahrump to visit Auntie Kristy, Cousin Alexee, and Cousin Braiden (and Cousin Carter due in four weeks). The babies LOVE Alexee…she makes them laugh and laugh. She makes me laugh and laugh too with some of the funniest stuff. She is only four, but you’d never know it from how smart she is. Here are some of the things she said today that made me laugh.
Alexee and Heaten
“You’re funny Auntie, but my dad is funnier.” Ha, to this I told her no sweetie, I’m sorry, but I am much funnier than your dad and you can tell him I said so. Heehee.
“Can’t you put something in her mouth to make her stop crying.” She said this because Shenzie was crying before her nap and I had to go rock her when Alexee wanted me to play with her. Now, I assume she was talking about a binky…but the image that came to mind was more of a gag to shut her up.
“Here Mommy, let my smart Auntie do it.” I won’t explain this at all…haha. I think I like being the “smart” Auntie.
Auntie Stacey and Heaten
“Mother F’er” This got a HUGE crackup from all of us. I know you’re not supposed to laugh when they say bad things but come on!!..where in the world did she learn that one BRAD!
When we were making a bracelet with her beads I told her we had to pick them up really good so the babies didn’t find them and choke. Her reply…”yeah, because then they might die or something”. Yeah, or something.
Alexee and Haylee
She corrected me many times for saying stupid since it is a bad word…instead you’re supposed to say silly. I need to learn all of this before the babies first couple of words are shit, hell, and damn.
Sticking his tongue out to himself
I took her with me to get some lunch. While driving she kept ducking down in her seat. I asked her what she was doing and she said hiding from the cops. I’m not sure I want to know why she is hiding from the cops…Kristy, care to explain? Did you have her rob a bank? Hold up a 7-11? Why is she hiding from the coppers?
She is very smart and always want to know everything…like is Marvin from Starvin’ Marvin a boy or girl. Haha.
Auntie Kristy, Alexee, and Haylee
Thanks for letting us come play with you Auntie and Cousins..we had a great day!
September 12th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
I am laughing my a** off!! Glad you all had such a great time!
September 12th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
That is hilarious! I would explain why she was hiding from the coppers, but I think it might be funnier to not know:) And you are right, Brad will have to explain the mother f’er one!! What a funny post of my little comedian! Thanks for hiding the double chin, Dr. is right I AM A MOOSE
September 13th, 2007 at 7:30 am
That is so funny… She is a cutey. I’ve been checking into Kristy’s blog here and there and she is such a cutey. Amazing the things that come out of their mouths. I love it!!!
September 13th, 2007 at 8:55 am
OMG!! I am laughing so hard right now!! How can someone so small make us all laugh so hard! My favorite is when Alexee was leaving for dance and I said, Bye Lex, I love you, and she turns around and comes running towards me, and I’m thinking how how sweet… she wants to give me a kiss! Oh no, she runs up to me and gives Haylee a kiss on the head and says bye Haylee, I love you! WTF… I am now chop liver or something!
September 13th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
How cute. It is funny what came out of her mouth, but you were saying “stupid”, which was a bad word!
September 14th, 2007 at 2:48 am
So cute! I can’t wait to hear what things like this my
girls will say.
September 14th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
That was the funniest post ever. Alexee is such a funny girl. One time when I was over and I didn’t have makeup on she told me I was ugly. Kristy was mortified. I was laughing so hard and told her she was right. I would love to know the coppers story too. Don’t you just love kids?