* Changing crib sheets. Why in the world do they make them where you have to take the entire bumper off to get to the sheet?!? Errrrg!

* Attaching the bumper to the crib…mine must be el cheapo because it never lines up just right and always looks sloppy. Errrrg!

* Picking up a baby that has brown legs and arms from dragging themselves across my dirty tile. Errrg!

* Cleaning the tile on my hands and knees to make sure it is extra clean for dragging baby parts. Errrrg!

* Loud noises outside during naptime. Lawnmowers I will kill you! Loud mufflers I will kill you! Honking horns I will kill you!

* Babies that do not take enough naps and are Crabby McCrabbalots!

* Food stains that will NOT come out of baby clothes. I’ve tried Oxy Clean and soaking…any suggestions?

Things I do like: