Seriously…what is wrong with people!?! I’m a pretty friendly person. I talk to strangers, smile a lot, and am pretty outgoing….but I don’t really like people all that much. Well, I don’t really like STUPID people all that much and this world is chalked full of stupid people. I try not to be rude if I can help it, but lately it is becoming harder and harder. When I take the babies out in their double stroller we get stopped a lot. Walmart is the worst…every 5 seconds someone is stopping us to ask about the babies…and like any mother I’m proud to show them off…to a point. When I’m PMSing, in a hurry, grouchy, hungry, or the babies are tired, hungry, or fussy DO NOT get in our way. Last week I took the babies to Walmart. We were leaving the store after being out and about for an hour and half and the babies were ready to go home. My trick for a fast getaway is to avoid eye contact and walk as fast as the stroller will allow to discourage strangers from stopping us. Most times this works…that day it did not.  A lady coming into the store actually put her hand out and stopped the stroller so she could see the babies. Are you kidding me?!?!?!? DO NOT under any circumstances stop our moving vehicle or I will bite your hand off! No, instead nice Lesley doesn’t say anything but answers the crazy ladies questions with a smile while inside I am fuming. Then of course there was the Smiths incident where once again I smile politely while the lady insults us. You’d think I would have learned my lesson by now right? Sometimes you just have to be mean and rude I guess. Yesterday we went to Wild Oats (an organic, all natural type of store). As we were leaving a lady stops us outside and gets up in the babies face tickling their toes *Cringe*. Shenzie did not have an afternoon nap and was very tired. She starts to fuss at the lady so I say…she has major stranger anxiety you might want to stay clear. That is pretty to the point, right? Apparently not. The lady then gets even closer to Shenzie who starts to cry. Meanwhile I’m trying to steer the stroller around crazy lady, but she just won’t move. She then says…maybe it is their diet…it could be what you’re feeding them. You know food plays an important roll in emotions and behaviors…when I eat salt I get mean. Ummmmmm. Are you F’ing kidding me!?!?!?! First, why in the hell do I care if salt makes you mean. Second, Shenzie was clearly scared of crazy lady so move the f*ck out of the way! I should have said  ‘yeah, you’re right….all of the unseasoned, steamed organic veggies, fresh fruits, hormone and antibiotic free organic chicken, tofu, and rice milk they eat must be making them emotional’….or I could have just rolled her over in our stroller and been on my way.

Sissy, what is that you have? I don’t have one. I think I want that. GIVE IT TO ME!!!