“I have an idea, we should get seperated and each of us take the babies for one week so the other gets a break.”

“???”

“I’m totally going to sleep for my whole week!”

“Hmmm.. This could work. I could get two 18 year olds* in place of you to take care of the babies and cook.”

“Perfect, so it’s a deal?”

“Well wait…who is going to support you if we’re split up?”

“You of course…I mean I am still taking care of your kids every other week.”

“No deal. I’ll only support you for the weeks you have the babies.”

“Deal! Sucker.”

*I’m assuming he needs two 18 year olds because they are young and have lots of energy and taking care of twins is a lot of work…he wouldn’t need them for any other reason, right?

Major bed head

Bed head? Did I hear somebody mention bed head?

I’m too cool for bed head….and….well, I have no hair!