Moron.

I’m just a tad bit competitive (haha) and I really hate to lose. Jeff and I make bets all of the time. I love our bet making and since I win more than he does I love it even more. =) The last bet I won was about some chick on Entourage that Jeff thought was Amber from House in a fat suit. I scored a one hour massage with the works (candles, music, etc.). And then I turned into a moron and lost a bet the other day. The thing is I was CONVINCED I was right. I had no hesitation when Jeff stuck out his hand to seal the deal that he was going down and my one hour massage would become two hours. *I choose a massage for every bet that I win while Jeff mixes his up a bit*. This particular bet was about our new fish Blue.

Jeff: I wonder why it is pronounced Beta (bata) when it is spelled Betta.
Me: What are you talking about, it isn’t spelled Betta, it is Beta. You know a BETA fish.
Jeff: No, it is spelled Betta. I mentioned this the last time we talked about the fish.
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about, we’ve never talked about this before, but it is Beta.
Jeff: Want to make a bet?
Me: Yeah! You’re going down sucka!!!!
Me: What are you betting for? You already know what I want.
Jeff: Hmmmm. A car wash. (His car is DISGUSTINGLY dirty)
Me: You’re on! Muahahahah, Your car is never getting washed!!!

We shake on it.

He brings me the fish food bottle that clearly says Betta.

Me: No Go GI Joe! I was clearly talking about the bowl the fish came in with the white lid that said Beta Fish on the top.
Jeff: Ok, where is it?
Me: On the counter
Jeff: This lid? The one that says Betta Fish.
Me: WTF?
Me: I looked at that lid all day long and every time I saw it I read Beta Fish.
Jeff: I was wondering why you were so confident about Beta. Hahahahah.
Me: Yeah, laugh it up. You have to pay up on the last bet you lost before you get payment for this bet.
Jeff: Since when?
Me: Since I made the rule up two seconds ago. =)