Dear Santa,
Last year we were too little to quite get the idea of Christmas and Santa. This year we know that we get presents and we love ripping the wrapping paper. We know who you are and we know you say “Ho, Ho, Ho”. We like you, but only from far away. Please do not get too close to us or we might scream (not kidding). We think you are a pretty cool dude and wanted to get you a little something to say thank you.
We proudly present our homemade peanut butter cookies:
What? You don’t like burnt cookies?!? Ok, Mr. Pickypants, how about some of our yummy Chocolate Cookie Bark:
What? You don’t like burnt chocolate?!? Sheesh, what does it take to please you? Ok, Mr. Super Pickypants, how about some of your super yummy candied pecans:
What? The bag is empty?!? Ut oh. Our Mommy made 3 pounds, after giving one pound away she had a HUGE bag full. She must have eaten an ENTIRE TWO POUNDS ALL BY HERSELF! Good thing it is her birthday tomorrow or she might be in BIG trouble!!
Well, we got nothin’. Oh wait, how about a super cute picture of us together:
What? Funny dude in a fuzzy pink hat and supergirl isn’t your thing? Since our Mom didn’t take a Christmas picture this year you’ll have to make do with some oldies, but goodies:
2006
2007
See ya next year, Bearded Fat Man!!!
Love,
Shenzie and Heaten
December 24th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Merry Christmas Shenzie & Heaten and family!
December 24th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Lesley, that picture of your family is awesome.
I’ll see your two pounds of candied pecans and raise you dozens of cookies. I swear, my @ss is bigger already from the amount of cookies I’ve eaten this week.
December 24th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Cute picture!! I think I’ve made about 2-3 pounds of those pecans every year now since you gave me the recipe, and they never last long. I hope you have a very happy birthday
January 1st, 2009 at 12:03 am
Hilarious post!